What is Sloth Patrol?
Sloth Patrol is a video game for your personal computer.
What is a video game?
A video game is an electronic entertainment program that involves human interaction.
What is a human?
A human is a living organism that is inferior to sloths.
How do I start the Sloth Patrol?
Download and install the game onto your personal computer. Once the game is installed, initiate the Sloth Patrol.
How do I play the Sloth Patrol?
Connect a gamepad to your computer and press the buttons. If you don't have a gamepad, use your keyboard and mouse.
I am not good at playing the Sloth Patrols. What can I do?
You must keep playing the Sloth Patrols until you are good. If not, you will be mocked and ridiculed by your peers.