What is Sloth Patrol?

Sloth Patrol is a video game for your personal computer.

What is a video game?

A video game is an electronic entertainment program that involves human interaction.

What is a human?

A human is a living organism that is inferior to sloths.

How do I start the Sloth Patrol?

Download and install the game onto your personal computer. Once the game is installed, initiate the Sloth Patrol.

How do I play the Sloth Patrol?

Connect a gamepad to your computer and press the buttons. If you don't have a gamepad, use your keyboard and mouse.

I am not good at playing the Sloth Patrols. What can I do?

You must keep playing the Sloth Patrols until you are good. If not, you will be mocked and ridiculed by your peers.